13 posts tagged “seenonbathroomwall”
...Don Imus is still an assface.
No, I'm not going to bother including a link.
Ass.
Face.
I stayed home sick from work on Friday, so I don't know when this happened, but I just checked & the Sad Urinal is back on duty at last. Wish I could've seen that plumber's reaction, though.
Cue the potty puns in three... two... one...
I don't know which was weirder, laughing full-belly out loud when I first spotted the new note, or sneaking the bulky old camera into the Men's Room.
This definitely needs to get posted on PassiveAggressiveNotes.
[crossing fingers]
[sing it with me now]
pork chop sat on a railroad track
heart was all a-flutter
along came Engine Number Nine...
toot toot
...pork chop butter
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Christmas at the zoo
Never got much snow so we made snowmen out of poo
Zebra, Fox
Ostrich, Ox
Hippo, hip hooray
Winter sports can eat my shorts, build excre-men today!
Cracks me up just thinking about it. Me Schmoop, however, isn't nearly so enchanted. In fact, she pretty much hates this idyllic refuge of mine, and I am sad. :-( There's no accounting for tastes, eh? Go figure.
<-- ...then, along comes this.
Thank you, Mister Toilet, for helping me sell my idea. So much.
(by Lolfred Yesno, 1880-2058)
part the First
stanza I
The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
When the stinky towel came riding --
Flapping, flying --
The stinky towel came sliding, beneath the bathroom door...