10 posts tagged “rant”
...Don Imus is still an assface.
No, I'm not going to bother including a link.
Ass.
Face.
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For years, I've wanted to write this piece, but for one reason or another, I didn't think it was the right time to do it. But now, as I look at technology zealots like myself who have been forced to submit to the will of the vocal minority that has no idea what this industry is all about, I think it's time.
Whether it's lawmakers, the RIAA, MPAA, "family groups" or other misguided individuals, these people are taking the technology industry to task for everything it stands for and anything it does. Gone are the days of appreciation for what technology provides and here are the days of contempt.
Years ago, technology lovers were not-so-affectionately called geeks who had no idea what the real world looks like. These people were ostensibly scared of the opposite sex in high school, enjoyed tinkering with electronics on weekends and hardly ever played sports. But as those geeks created technologies that transcended industries, they suddenly gained respect and the pejorative has become a term of endearment in appreciation for the creature comforts those people created.
But now, a new group of people has emerged to confront the tech lovers all over the world and stop them from being able to do what they want with the technology they own. And while many have tried to confront them on an individual basis, it has not worked. And it's for that reason that we must all come together and fight the ridiculous impositions brought upon us.
How many times must we hear that video games cause violence before we stand up together and stop the spewing of inaccurate ideas? How many times must we listen to the RIAA tell us that college students are the root of all evil as it pertains to piracy before we tell the organization that it's wrong? How many times must we listen to public interest groups allow families to get off the hook instead of blaming them when "security concerns" are revealed to the public before we tell them the truth? How many times must we listen to people who have no knowledge of the technology industry restate the misguided ramblings of lawmakers before we vote for change?
These questions have yet to be answered. Sure, some of us have ensured that we continue to inform tech lovers from all across the globe about what's really going on in the industry, but none of us -- journalists and readers -- have stood together to confront the beast that continues to grow each day.
Everyday when I wake up, I'm constantly reminded by how limited we are in our rights with technology. Why are women forced to pay ridiculous sums of cash for stealing 20 songs? Why are ten-year old children forced into a deposition that the plaintiff hopes will yield even more cash for a misguided cause? Why are college students blamed for piracy when huge cartels overseas are allowed to run amok? Why can companies charge too much for too little and get away with it? Why am I paying for 10mbps service when I only get 2mbps?
According to GamePolitics.com, an Arizona bill that was passed in the state's House of Representatives last month "would make content producers, publishers and distributors liable for monetary damages if any written, audio, visual or digital material from which they profited was judged to have been "dangerous" or obscene and motivated someone to commit a felony or an act of terrorism."
The ambiguity of that bill is indicative of many of the laws enacted by lawmakers all over the country. Instead of forcing people to be responsible for their own actions, lawmakers have seen it fit to embrace a policy that makes those who provide technology to individuals the lawbreakers. Ironically (or maybe not), that doesn't happen in any other industry. In other, more political, industries, the companies win out, but in the technology business, we're expected to suffer.
Of course, the plight of the technology industry goes far beyond video games. Each day, we're told that what we really want to do is wrong. You want to download music? Nope, you should be paying a ridiculous premium on CDs. You plan on ripping a DVD you own onto your computer? Don't even think about it. You're paying for faster speeds than you really get? Oh well. You're forced to pay $175 to get out a cell phone contract? Tough luck.
Some have said that it'll eventually get better when the younger generation assumes positions of power and I agree with that. But who really wants to wait that long? Why has the entire technology industry rolled over in the face of lawmakers and misguided organizations for no good reason?
Enough is enough.
I think it's time that every person who truly cares about the future of the technology industry and their own well-being stands up and rights the injustices being forced upon each and every one of us. We shouldn't be forced into specific arrangements that promise more than they provide and we surely shouldn't wait in anxious anticipation of what could be.
For what it's worth, I call on all journalists, readers and companies to forego their apathy and do what they can to stand together and fight the ridiculous notion that technology should be throttled back for fear of its inability to adapt to the expectations of the Old Guard.
If nothing else, technology is the beacon of hope in these times of economic and socio-political tumult and we should do what we can to ensure that misguided individuals and lawmakers alike understand and fully appreciate the value and importance of technology.
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Teh intarnets can get deeply, pervasively tiresome. Say, for instance, when the assholeyer-than-thou crowd invades your favorite forums. This is one of those times for me. Seriously, no kindergarten that I've ever known has been as badly-behaved as the examples I'm thinking of, no exaggeration. Not by miles. So, I've been taking a break from those places on the internet that I'm able to.
I suppose I'll start doing more Voxy stuff when I have something substantive (or at least silly) to share, and/or when People In General have worn themselves out from fighting tooth-and-nail over nonsense.
This man is fit to be a lobbyist, and ONLY a lobbyist. Some could make the case that anybody's better than Dubya & Co. Inc., I'll grant that. But sticking Nader in the Oval Office would be trading evil for chaos. OK, maybe the Katrina situation would've been handled better with Ralph at the helm. Why not. But could you imagine Ralph Nader in China? Russia? Heck, even Japan?? How does Commander-In-Chief Nader grab you? [insert "Darth Nader" gag here]
I'd actually recommend watching CBS News' Politics section rather than CNN for updates on this, but, as you please.
A few very nice folks have been wondering why haven't I been commenting on ICHC lately. Well, I didn't exactly abandon ship; you can read more here if you like. My comments started vanishing into the Black Hole of Unapproved sometime around this post.
I can be found right here on my Vox, of course, though I'm not what you'd call a heavy blogger. You can always look for me (or my [-Ed.] alter ego) on Cute Overload, of course. Lately I've been hanging out in the Cute Overload Meebo Chat Room more often, too.
And, hey Cheezburgers? [expressive hand gesture, a la Johnny Cash]
(Because if you have a blog and you don't post at least one rant, ur doin it rong. I wrote the original version of the following to the owner & founder of another blog, which might be modestly more popular than mine.)
You know about the whole net-brat "FIRST!!!" thing, right? It's like the President addresses the nation live to announce, oh, something big, right? Like Osama bin Laden has been captured alive, in an Undisclosed Location (presumably playing Texas Hold 'Em with Dick Cheney). Flashes are going off in the room, there are 300 microphones on the podium, the President is all triumphant and Presidential, completes a short rah-rah TelePromTer speech, and starts a Q&A session, which as usual sounds like feeding time at the kennel, until he points to some earnest-looking press pass in the front row. Cameras swing over, the room quiets, the world is watching... as the reporter jumps up out of his seat and yells "FIRST!!!"
Poo cake.
So when it happens on Cute Overload, I've sometimes taken a cue from Fark, but with my own spin. Rather than substitute the word "BOOBIES" for "FIRST", I've done things like rearrange the spelling (hence "FRIST" etc.) or throw in extra nonsense words (et voila, "BLEEN") in order to underscore teh EPIC STOOPIT that it surely is. Yes, hello, wow, you win the internets, you festering buttsore. Congratulations. Next time, oh I don't know, try *saying* something when you talk.
Wenis.
Only... people started doing it on their own. Like, folks didn't get that I was trying to make them see how ridiculous they sounded by amping up their own duh. Wssssht, right over their heads... and "BLEEN" somehow became the cool thing to say. It's been quite a while since I've dropped the ol' bleen-hammer on anyone, because peeps are merrily whacking themselves.
And the other thing that folks don't get, of course, is that THERE IS NO $&^@#*% BLEEN! To quote MC Humpty Hump, I use a word that don't mean nuthin, like "looptid" -- which is my whole point, beginning, middle, end, and subsequent derivative works. But every time someone says it, two or three other people unfailingly ask what it means. Today it reached a new level of metabsurd -- somebody actually asked why nobody answers when somebody asks what bleen means. This is my world, you know?
So yeah. Bleen. My one-syllable eulogy to satire, itself lost in the spinning cacophony of blog comments. But maybe that's cool; it was never meant to mean anything anyway.
(Next time on This American Life, David Sedaris sings classic television commercial jingles in the style of Billie Holiday. I'm Ira Glass, and I'm not shitting you.)
Imus, Imus, Imus.
What are we going to do with you.
"Irreverant and controversial" does not equal "hateful and bigoted," you ten-gallon dump.
I'm thinking, maybe you're in the next Baghdad troop surge?
And then, send everybody else home.
Ass.