16 posts tagged “ohdeargodno”
(from the You Got Chocolate In My Peanut Butter department)
[13:54] Schmoop: BACON cake??
[14:00] Teho: yes
[14:00] Teho: it is real
[14:00] Teho: we must have eet
[14:01] Teho: ...OK, probably we don't REALLY need it.
[14:01] Schmoop: i may be sick. ughhh.
[14:01] Teho: oh come on
[14:01] Teho: you know how opposing flavors can complement & balance each other.
[14:01] Teho: it's just, you know, a matter of getting that balance right.
[14:02] Teho: Or else, yes, it can be totally nasty.
[14:02] Schmoop: some twains should stay twained.
[14:02] Teho: I'll just mark that one down, then
You know what a "B movie" is, right? Well, this is a D movie. Go if it's really really late, you want to laugh at a film studio's utter disconnect from both reality and audience, and then only if you won't miss the $10 and two hours it demands. I guess I'm not worried about Angelina or Morgan Freeman, but I do hope Terence Stamp is doing OK. Oh, and there's some kid too, who isn't that Indiana Jones kid.
You will never again look at a hankie with a straight face.
...oh, so he's an exhibitionist. Got it. And not only that, he's a flabbergastingly audacious exhibitionist, wielding the world's biggest tool: Mainstream media. Yeeeeeee HAW! Get a load of THESE rollin' stones, people!
...hang out in a chat room and make stuff up, naturally!
[13:05] Teho: if I ever start up a microbrewery, there will be Bleen Beer
[13:06] Isis: WEET
[13:06] Isis: I will drink it
[13:06] Teho: made with real Posser Hops
[13:06] Isis: Posser or Poser?
[13:06] Teho: [your guess is as good as mine]
[13:07] Teho: let's see, what else would I do...
[13:07] Teho: Lemur Lager, for sure
[13:07] Teho: Porcupine Porter
[13:08] Teho: hmmmmm...
[13:08] Isis: Lemur Lager!
[13:08] Isis: Or Lemming Lager
[13:08] Teho: AardvarkSnout Stout
[13:09] Teho: (heh, this is fun)
[13:10] Isis: Snail Ale
[13:10] Isis: Eww, no
[13:11] Teho: Garden Snail Pale Ale maybe, heh
[13:11] Teho: I think "mouth feel" might be an issue, though.
[13:12] Teho: oh, and Pint Lion, of course. HAVE to do something with THAT.
[13:13] Teho: hehe. So who's ready to invest?
[13:13] Teho: anyone? anyone?
[13:13] Isis: Invest?
[13:13] Isis: In the beer?
[13:13] Teho: gimme monies!
[13:13] Teho: I make you some beers!
[13:13] Isis: I are broke
[13:13] Teho: oh noes that is teh sad
[13:15] Teho: ah well. Plenty of beer already out theer.
[13:16] Isis: Don't you has monies?
[13:16] Teho: I can has sum of teh monies
[13:16] Teho: but nots teh sixish figgers
[13:16] Teho: i wud liek sum pls?
[13:17] Isis: awwwe
[13:17] Teho: (Wow, wouldn't THIS be an awesome VC pitch?)
[13:17] Isis: I no has sixish figgers either
[13:17] Teho: Woe!
[13:19] ArtChick: miss me??
[13:20] Isis: not really
[13:20] Isis: in fact, can you leave again? Thanks
[13:20] Isis: lol
[13:20] Isis: I keed!
[13:20] Teho: harrr
[13:20] ArtChick: ok bye
[13:20] Teho: ArtChick!
[13:20] Teho: NOOOOOOO!!!
[13:21] Teho: you need to tell me what hitherto unknown microbrews you feel the world is in dire need of!
[13:26] ArtChick: LOL
[13:26] Teho: so AC
[13:26] Teho: are you beer-plus or beer-minus?
[13:27] ArtChick: eh?
[13:27] Teho: if I were to found an imaginary microbrewery in my mountain fortress, what brews would I need to include?
[13:27] Teho: (the mountain fortress is NOT imaginary, btw.)
[13:28] Teho: (it's REAL.)
[13:28] ArtChick: what's with the "plus" and "minus" though
[13:29] Teho: pro-beer or anti-beer in real-people language.
[13:29] Isis: PRO BEER
[13:29] ArtChick: PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[13:29] ArtChick: mmmmm
[13:29] ArtChick: beeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr
[13:29] Teho: well then.
[13:29] Isis: Now I want a guiness
[13:29] Isis: Dammit Theo
[13:29] ArtChick: lol me too!!
[13:29] ArtChick: yeah teho!!
[13:29] Teho: so far, what do we have? (scrolling)
[13:29] Isis: Get in the kitchen and get us beers, will ya?
[13:31] Teho: OK, we got Bleen Beer (made with real Posser Hops), Lemming Lager, Porcupine Porter, Aardvark Snout Stout (that one might need work), Garden Snail Pale Ale, Pint Lion...
[13:31] Teho: ...what else?
[13:31] Teho: Cellophane Elephant?
[13:31] Teho: (that's a "light" beer, of course)
[13:33] Teho: "Foxfire Fiasco" (no idea what that would be, but I'm snickering just imagining that label)
[13:35] ArtChick: lol
[13:35] Teho: You could do the label design.
[13:35] Teho: heh
[13:35] Teho: got any silly cartoonists that work with pen-and-ink/watercolor?
[13:35] ArtChick: i "could"
[13:35] ArtChick: lol
[13:36] Teho: Yeah, I'd allow you to draft a few, for a few drafts.
[13:36] ArtChick: one of the other designers here also illustrates children's books
[13:36] Teho: Perfect! We could have children's beer!!
This man is fit to be a lobbyist, and ONLY a lobbyist. Some could make the case that anybody's better than Dubya & Co. Inc., I'll grant that. But sticking Nader in the Oval Office would be trading evil for chaos. OK, maybe the Katrina situation would've been handled better with Ralph at the helm. Why not. But could you imagine Ralph Nader in China? Russia? Heck, even Japan?? How does Commander-In-Chief Nader grab you? [insert "Darth Nader" gag here]
I'd actually recommend watching CBS News' Politics section rather than CNN for updates on this, but, as you please.
(tip o' the Mad Hat to The Daily Show)
<-- ...then, along comes this.
Thank you, Mister Toilet, for helping me sell my idea. So much.
