Tomorrow's July 4 and I'm off work, so... cheers!
[14:00] Teho: [snicker] http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/07/cute-icles.html#comment-120903168
[14:01] Teho: Camera's charged, right?
[14:01] Schmoop: LOL
[14:01] Schmoop: well, i used it a little since then, but....um..........do you *have* a hat for your ass?
[14:01] Teho: we have hats.
[14:01] Teho: we have ass.
[14:01] Teho: in the immortal words of the Reese's company...
[14:02] Teho: 
[14:02] Schmoop: ..."You got ass in my hat"??
[14:02] Teho: LOL !
[14:02] Teho: no.
[14:02] Teho: ROFL
[14:02] Teho: hell, mine's just not as funny.
[14:03] Teho: I was thinking Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together.
[14:03] Teho: [lafftears]
[14:04] Schmoop: 
I bet you thought this was going to be another political rant, didn't you? Fess up!
Well, it's not. (CBS/AP)
No harm no foul, though.
...Don Imus is still an assface.
No, I'm not going to bother including a link.
Ass.
Face.
...oh, so he's an exhibitionist. Got it. And not only that, he's a flabbergastingly audacious exhibitionist, wielding the world's biggest tool: Mainstream media. Yeeeeeee HAW! Get a load of THESE rollin' stones, people!
Found this article just now at CBS News online, as is. As Dave Barry says, I am not making this up. I'm guessing CBS will correct it soon, so here's a screen grab...
Dub' tee eff?!
OK, fine, here's a tiger with a birthday present.
...hang out in a chat room and make stuff up, naturally!
[13:05] Teho: if I ever start up a microbrewery, there will be Bleen Beer
[13:06] Isis: WEET
[13:06] Isis: I will drink it
[13:06] Teho: made with real Posser Hops
[13:06] Isis: Posser or Poser?
[13:06] Teho: [your guess is as good as mine]
[13:07] Teho: let's see, what else would I do...
[13:07] Teho: Lemur Lager, for sure
[13:07] Teho: Porcupine Porter
[13:08] Teho: hmmmmm...
[13:08] Isis: Lemur Lager!
[13:08] Isis: Or Lemming Lager
[13:08] Teho: AardvarkSnout Stout
[13:09] Teho: (heh, this is fun)
[13:10] Isis: Snail Ale
[13:10] Isis: Eww, no
[13:11] Teho: Garden Snail Pale Ale maybe, heh
[13:11] Teho: I think "mouth feel" might be an issue, though.
[13:12] Teho: oh, and Pint Lion, of course. HAVE to do something with THAT.
[13:13] Teho: hehe. So who's ready to invest?
[13:13] Teho: anyone? anyone?
[13:13] Isis: Invest?
[13:13] Isis: In the beer?
[13:13] Teho: gimme monies!
[13:13] Teho: I make you some beers!
[13:13] Isis: I are broke
[13:13] Teho: oh noes that is teh sad
[13:15] Teho: ah well. Plenty of beer already out theer.
[13:16] Isis: Don't you has monies?
[13:16] Teho: I can has sum of teh monies
[13:16] Teho: but nots teh sixish figgers
[13:16] Teho: i wud liek sum pls?
[13:17] Isis: awwwe
[13:17] Teho: (Wow, wouldn't THIS be an awesome VC pitch?)
[13:17] Isis: I no has sixish figgers either
[13:17] Teho: Woe!
[13:19] ArtChick: miss me??
[13:20] Isis: not really
[13:20] Isis: in fact, can you leave again? Thanks
[13:20] Isis: lol
[13:20] Isis: I keed!
[13:20] Teho: harrr
[13:20] ArtChick: ok bye
[13:20] Teho: ArtChick!
[13:20] Teho: NOOOOOOO!!!
[13:21] Teho: you need to tell me what hitherto unknown microbrews you feel the world is in dire need of!
[13:26] ArtChick: LOL
[13:26] Teho: so AC
[13:26] Teho: are you beer-plus or beer-minus?
[13:27] ArtChick: eh?
[13:27] Teho: if I were to found an imaginary microbrewery in my mountain fortress, what brews would I need to include?
[13:27] Teho: (the mountain fortress is NOT imaginary, btw.)
[13:28] Teho: (it's REAL.)
[13:28] ArtChick: what's with the "plus" and "minus" though
[13:29] Teho: pro-beer or anti-beer in real-people language.
[13:29] Isis: PRO BEER
[13:29] ArtChick: PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[13:29] ArtChick: mmmmm
[13:29] ArtChick: beeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr
[13:29] Teho: well then.
[13:29] Isis: Now I want a guiness
[13:29] Isis: Dammit Theo
[13:29] ArtChick: lol me too!!
[13:29] ArtChick: yeah teho!!
[13:29] Teho: so far, what do we have? (scrolling)
[13:29] Isis: Get in the kitchen and get us beers, will ya?
[13:31] Teho: OK, we got Bleen Beer (made with real Posser Hops), Lemming Lager, Porcupine Porter, Aardvark Snout Stout (that one might need work), Garden Snail Pale Ale, Pint Lion...
[13:31] Teho: ...what else?
[13:31] Teho: Cellophane Elephant?
[13:31] Teho: (that's a "light" beer, of course)
[13:33] Teho: "Foxfire Fiasco" (no idea what that would be, but I'm snickering just imagining that label)
[13:35] ArtChick: lol
[13:35] Teho: You could do the label design.
[13:35] Teho: heh
[13:35] Teho: got any silly cartoonists that work with pen-and-ink/watercolor?
[13:35] ArtChick: i "could"
[13:35] ArtChick: lol
[13:36] Teho: Yeah, I'd allow you to draft a few, for a few drafts.
[13:36] ArtChick: one of the other designers here also illustrates children's books
[13:36] Teho: Perfect! We could have children's beer!!