Kitten Pool For Charity
So here's what I'm thinking: I've been talking with few folks in the comments here, and I'd like to organize this idea we have of a Kitten Pool. Basically, you peeps get to place your bets on how many kittens Kenya will have, and when they'll show up. People are putting their money where their mouths are, too. There may be multiple winners, but the point is really to benefit MVHS, the organization I'm volunteering with to do the fostering, here in Minnesota. Anyway, I will announce the winner(s) -- or at least whomever gets the closest -- when the kittens arrive. Everybody should simply donate directly to MVHS when this is done; it makes no sense for me to be collecting mailed-in checks or PayPal funds, and anyway it's tax-deductible and they'll send you a thank-you invoice dealie.
But, BUT, the winner will get to request a post here on my Vox, for me to compose. This can include video, photochopping, falsetto singing, power tools, etc. & whatever. I will use my powers as an international internets celebrity (ha!) to the fullest extent of my talents. I do ask, however, that you confine your requests to the bounds of propriety. Common sense, y'know... don't ask me to do things I'd have to refuse. I'm married with kids, I have a real-life job unrelated to teh blogosphere, I've never been arrested... you get the picture.
I will say this, though: If you, the winner, come up with an idea good enough for Cute Overload itself, and I can pull it off, then THAT'S where I'll post it. I kinda have an "in." ;) So think carefully, because in that case it'd have to be material that Meggie Moo would be OK with too, and girl's got some standards. She's, like, profeshunal.
My own official guess is five kittens on April 5th [EDIT -- at 5:05 AM] and I'll put $20 on it (win or lose). Some folks have already made guesses, but if you'd please humor me and re-post them in comments beneath this post, with 1) kitten count, 2) arrival date, and 3) amount of cash you're slappin' down for MVHS, to back it up. To reiterate: THIS POST WILL BE THE MAIN AREA FOR ALL THAT RELATES TO THE KITTEN POOL. I'll update the text here if need be, to answer questions I didn't think of.
OK? Add comments here with guesses and questions, and I'll do my best to clarify. Good luck!
Comments
kitteh count: ½ dozen kittettehs FTW
arrival date: next full moon (April 5)
$$$$: tenner
go Kenya, go Kenya, go Kenya, go Kenya...
4 kittehs, April 4. So I'm going with a 4 - 4 - 4 ticket. $20.
(spits on palm of hand)
Wanna shake on it?
2) 5 April
3) 10$
(just a wild guess!, but for a good cause)
Count me in:
5 kittycatters
born on April 1st
$5.00
&:o)
( Come on Kenya! YGRS needs a new pair of shoes! )
1) Four kittens
2) April 6
3) $20 (not even Canadian dollars, I'll get a postal money order and pay up in big US dollars)
And I know what I want....
slinks off snickering sinisterly into the gathering dusk...
ACK, sorry, kitty, I have to watch more carefully when slinking around here.
Real sinister villains don't have kittehs underfoot.
And, I'll donate 5$ a head, but to our local Spay Panama, because I think the Minnesota kitties probably can get by with what the rest of you donate, and feral cats and dogs here in Panama - is a problem on a completely different scale. These vets are doing a great job with what little they have. They're not (they stress) a shelter, but the place is crawling with kitnz for adoption anyway.
Great idea!
Um ... I got no bucks, so I'll stay away from the bet. It's awfully tempting to get you to sing in falsetto, though. :P
Ah, what the heck ... I'm going with April 5 and 5 kitties as wel. You can take all the credit!
Just. Let. Me. See. Kittens.
Theo, you are teh awesome. Seriously.
I, after consulting my crystal ball, predict the following:
An uneven three kitters
On April 3
And I'm willing to pledge 30 bucks.
C'mon Kenya! Bring out those Aries kitties!
Throws down an Andrew Jackson.
Kenya reads her hand. "Meow, I'll raise you 4, on April 2nd."
She's got a great poker face.
Because we are ALL counting on your word as an honourable gentleman, sir, to truthfully report the winning info.
April 1st it will indeed be.
5 April Fool's Day kittercatties.
&:o)
Of course, Theo is an honourable gentleman. Especially if you spell it that way, and refer to him as, sir. "ahem".
&:o)
1) 3 kitters
2) April 3
3) Will pledge $2.50 per kitty whether win or lose
Hi Theo! Will be some bootiful kit-kats!
oops! I see rpennefe and I have exactly the same guess! Will change mine:
1) 3 kitters
2)March 31
3)$2.50/kitter- win or lose
2) April 6th
3) $20 - win or lose
Lots of kitten fans out there, eh? [meep!]
I am indeed a kitten fan. I've even signed up for Vox, just for this! I'm appreciating Pheasance's comment as anything baseball-related is all good with me. I'm going for April 2nd which is my kitty Fenway's first birthday, and coincidentally opening day for the Red Sox. Yay! Also coincidentally, my Red Sox just beat the Minnesota Twins tonight 5 - 4. I do not think there will be 9 kitnz however even though that would fit with the total baseball theme, and tonight's score. I'll go with 4 since the score was 4 - 0 (Sox advantage, natch) when our starting pitcher (#38) left the game.
So 4 kittens on April 2nd for $38.00.
Oh, and that pitcher has the same birthday as my twin sister and me and her son. Different years, obvy, except for the twin and me. Ha.
Hoo boy, I'm way too long-winded at times. Sowry!
Of course, this is all very relaxed and friendly; we already know everybody wins.
1) 6 kittens
2) April 6th - butt-crack of dawn
3) $20 win or lose
(Note to self: WEAR PAJAMAS)
if you're saying that you also want a TIME now...
do you mean when the first kitten makes it's appearance??? OR
when the entire deal is done...
?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cats+pajamas
It's not that I have anything against ties, but they could make distributing the "winnings" confusing.
Then I'll say 12:00pm. (on April Fools Day --- 5 kitters.) It'll be
* High Noon at the Cat Cave Corral. *
&:o)
Shanchan, you're over in China now, aren'tcha?
Oh, okay...went to website, paid up.
Besides, you've pretty much done what I wanted anyway.
It's been soooo long since I've had a kittenbirth underfoot, I just wanted a really nice, purry video on mom with babies.
And you are posting more of them too???